20. You can tell you have a lot more time on your hands in the summer by the number of posts in each month along the side of your blog.
21. Don't hide the Father's Day present when your child is present. Otherwise the first thing out of her mouth when asked "what did you and Mommy do today?" will be "Hide Daddy's present downstairs." *Disclaimer: this does not apply if you are married to a man with the kind of willpower and patience required to not want to find out what the sex of his unborn child is even if you come home with shopping bags that he knows contain clothes that will tell him and leave them on the dresser for weeks.
22. Sending your husband out for tums at 10:30 at night is not as exciting as sending him out for chocolate milk and gummi bears at 10:30 at night.
23. Spell everything.
24. It is probably not a good thing that Reagan can almost recite my Starbucks order (A grande decaf carmel mocha nonfat nowhip.)
25. Rotten peaches should not go down the garbage disposal. They have pits, remember?
26. You're using your teacher voice too much at home when your child tells you to "Focus!" because you're not doing something the way she wants you to.
27. Its not a good sign that after your kid goes to bed and you've been on the computer for two hours that you realize you're singing along with Backyardigans because you never changed the channel off Noggin.
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I knew you caved!!!!!! Also, I think it's hilarious that Reagan knows your Starbucks order.
ReplyDeleteha!!! I knew it was you that knew the gender! I love the summer lessons! They are great! Now FOCUS!
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